GIVE INTERSTATES FAMOUS NAMES (1-2003) The Indiana General Assembly is back in session again, and as is typical, there are several heavyweight contentious issues to resolve. These include the state’s budget, school funding, ISTEP, and daylight saving time. But one issue that will come up this year, which may also turn out to be contentious given the nature of our legislative body, is one the lawmakers can have a little fun with. And it may well garner nationwide media attention, as it already has. David Letterman wants the I-465 loop around Indianapolis named after him. Letterman, the host of the late night talk show on CBS that bears his name, and a native of Indianapolis’ Broad Ripple area, has personally requested that the loop be given the name, “David Letterman Expressway.” Another name that is sometimes bandied about is “Letterman Loop.” He made his plea for the name change during one of his talk show episodes last year. City officials were more or less open to the idea, but it will probably be up to the General Assembly to actually make the name change. The idea of naming I-465 after one of our most beloved Hoosier celebrities has some merit. But it also brings up the broader notion of giving different names to each segment of the state capitol’s Interstate highway system. It’s an idea whose time has come and may, in fact, be overdue. Consider Chicago, for example. They have the Dan Ryan Expressway, the city’s most famous stretch of Interstate that runs through its downtown. Then there’s the Kennedy, the Boreman, and several others. So what if Indianapolis isn’t as big as Chicago. Does that mean it can’t name its Interstates? Well, take Louisville. It is smaller than Indianapolis, yet it names its expressways. It has the Watterson and the Audubon, for example. What would be the advantage of giving names to Indy’s Interstates? It would help in giving directions for one thing. But mainly, it would make it much more efficient to provide traffic information to motorists. Here’s an example. You turn on the radio and hear the reporter say something about an accident tying up traffic on eastbound I-465 at U.S. 31. Where is that? It could be on Indy’s south side, just north of Greenwood, or it could be on the city’s north side, near Carmel. U.S. 31 intersects I-465 at both those places. To be more precise, the reporter would have to say something like, “We have an accident that is tying up traffic on eastbound I-465 at U.S. 31 on the north side.” Well that’s a mouth full. To make it easier to give traffic reports, it would help to give each leg of I-465 a different name. The inner loop segments could also be given names of Hoosier celebrities. If the northern leg of I-465 were called the Letterman Expressway, the reporter could simply say, “Eastbound traffic is backed up on the Letterman.” Other segments could be given names such as the Red Skelton Parkway, Jane Pauley Freeway, Jim Nabors Expressway, or Florence Henderson Highway. More appropriately, segments of Indianapolis Interstates could be named after famous Hoosiers who are now dead, but who had an impact on history, such as James Whitcomb Riley or Benjamin Harrison. Whatever the names given, it would be a good idea to follow the nationwide trend of naming segments of Interstate highways. It would also be a great way to honor famous Hoosiers. We can only hope our legislators would have enough discretion not to approve one like “Michael Jackson Parkway.”